what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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