I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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