if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?