It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can't turn off my feet"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever