white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt