capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
PANTIES FOUND
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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