So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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