im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this boner is exhausting
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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