and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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