she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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