Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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