wakey wakey hands off snakey
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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