y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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