fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"