Well douche your snatch and let's go!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
