I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Actions speak louder than pants.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
