There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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