Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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