My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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