U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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