when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation