...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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