The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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