i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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