Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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