Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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