let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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