weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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