I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.