Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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