Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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