it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Drunk is a universal language darling
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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