Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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