dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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