I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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