I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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