i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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