He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it glows. i had to have it.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube