Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???