Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP