I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.