five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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