am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
babies were throwing up all over the place
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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