i think i have herpe
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.