so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
