I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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