Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i think my cat just said my name.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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