marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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