she looked like the before picture.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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