i just wanna soil my oats bro
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender