The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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