is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday