I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.