Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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