Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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