and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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