Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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